In vol. VI I'd determined that BP Support blew its load early, but magnificently. Happily, it turns out January isn't a one-and-done kind of month ( Read more... )

From Dec. '09, one of the last great support emails of a terrible year:

"hey i have when to this lady and she is offer the do sexuall things in her massage and plus she does not have a licence to do this at all she is has over to give me a oral sex give me hand job for money the way that she is do alot of sexuall think and"

And 2010 hits the ( Read more... )

Email correspondence 08/25/09-08/27/09. This is just fantastic.

Seth: Please remove this ad asap. I can't find it in my account history. I need this off today.

Michael: [Support template detailing how to delete/edit an ad.]

Seth: Please remove this ad. Please I need it removed today . Man 2 Man Blow your Rocks off Massage. I cannot find where I ( Read more... )

Email correspondence August 19-22. She didn't even give Me a chance to piss her off with a template, just came in guns blazing.

Carmen: Delete my fucking ad from your egly web site assholes u don't have the right to copy my pic www.carmenbanks.com

Michael: Can you please provide a link to the ad in question? Thank you.

Carmen: DeLete carmen ( Read more... )

I came to work today to find a couple emails from the Douchebiscuit, one from last night and more piling up over the course of the morning. They've gone mostly ignored. I mean, yeah, I read them. but he's gotten no response or further compliance from us. I think he may be gone now, moved on to other classifieds sites or something.

I have an offer ( Read more... )

So, there are those who wonder if the Douchebiscuit ever made it into the office for his confrontation. I received this email late today:

Douchebiscuit: I could not make it to the backpage today. But I still do not see the ad up! This is a mess!
I'd already informed My supervisor about the situation. What can I say? I didn't want him to suffer any ( Read more... )

oh, for fuck's sake. what gets into these people? this exchange started out simple, seemed it'd be an easy fix. boy was I ever fuckin' wrong!

Douchebiscuit: Ok I have been trying to post an ad for 4 days now. Nothing happens. I never see my ad. I dont not see anything posted anywhere. I even look through the internet for my ad and I never find it ( Read more... )

The journey continues...

I tryed too make n account from using my master card but back page clamed it didn't go through n there was something wron with my card but when I called too see if something was wrong then said the payment went through for the posting and was deducted from my account soo what am I supposed too do as of now???

Dear sir ( Read more... )

Murdering the English language and all sense of common rationality for fun and profit:

i would like to no way your add on the weather channel . say it is free. so i went through all the time set up the free add . that would be displayed on the weather channel . and at the end of it all you ask for a credit card to pay for the add . can tell me how ( Read more... )